UPDATE:
So, both of my blood draws are done, and results are already beginning to come in. Once all of the biomarkers have been evaluated, I will get my physician consult with recommendations. And so far, my biological age is tallying at 45.2 – I’ll take it!

June is time for my next round of blood tests and this time I’m choosing Function Health to compare to the previous companies I’ve used over the past year. This round I added a Lyme test, as I did have a recent tick bite (remedied with Oregano oil).
Ever wished you could get a full-body health check without the hassle of insurance approvals or endless doctor visits? Enter Function Health, a membership-based service that gives you access to 100+ lab tests to track your health over time—all without needing a prescription.
How It Works
Function Health makes testing simple:
- Schedule your lab tests at one of 2,000+ Quest Diagnostics locations across the U.S.
- Get results with insights from top doctors, plus a detailed Clinician’s Summary to help you understand your data.
- Take action and re-test every few months to monitor changes in your health.
What’s Included?
For $499 per year, members get:
- 100+ lab tests covering heart health, thyroid function, metabolic markers, nutrients, and more.
- Follow-up tests at 3–6 months to track progress.
- Early disease detection for conditions like cancer, autoimmunity, and heavy metal exposure.
- Secure dashboard to monitor results over time.
Why It’s a Game-Changer
Function Health is not just about testing—it’s about empowerment. Instead of waiting for symptoms to appear, you can proactively track your health and make informed decisions. Plus, with AI-driven insights and expert guidance, you’re not left deciphering complex lab reports alone.
Final Thoughts
If you’re serious about preventative health, Function Health offers a comprehensive, data-driven approach to wellness. No hidden fees, no insurance headaches—just clear, actionable insights to help you stay ahead of potential health issues.
The testing requires two rounds of blood draws, not more then 10 days apart. I’ll post the results as soon as they are available!